2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is humanly impossible to be unhappy while you are dancing or laughing willingly.

It is eventually painful to be made to experience the pleasure of laughing by someone you hate.

A push-up bra makes it possible for a woman to show off great breasts … she does not have.

*Live fast, die young, and, leave a good looking corpse.* is dumb. When dead, looks matters not. (Furthermore, the corpse will only look good for a day, or, twelve.)

Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.

The hatred of women (or men) is often merely the hatred of humans after it has been diluted by male (or female) chauvinism.

As useful as an unhappy artist. As useless as a happy philosopher.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

Our seriousness prevents us from enjoying the circus of life.