2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A man reaches the peak of irrationality just before, and that of rationality just after, an ejaculation.

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.

A man’s chances of being great at what he does are greatly reduced by his being good in bed (unless he is a prostitute).

Cruelty is equally distributed between the sexes.

Unprotected sex is often a subconscious attempt to commit delayed assisted suicide.

For not taking care of his own child, a man can, with reason, argue that he made, not the child, but love.

Our emptiness greatly exaggerates the pleasure of an orgasm, and that of being high or tipsy.

Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?

The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.