176 Quotes by Neil Leckman

If I were "Schrodinger's cat" I could be awake and asleep at the same time. Now wouldn't that be handy?

Hindsight IS 2020!

May fireworks fill your heart and independence be your way of life.

I kept having the same dream over and over. I guess my conscious can't afford any new ones. Broke like me..

Most people are unaware that many years ago a sloth fell into a vat of sugar and moments later the Tasmanian Devil was born!!

Instead of vitamins that taste like candy make candy that tastes like vitamins. Think of how much less sugar we'll all get

My question (pass it on to 5 others or you'll suffer pattern baldness and gas) how many other questions have you answered today?

You know you've had a rough night when the bugs in your kitchen look up at you and go, "WTF

I've heard the race to Mars is because "The King", Elvis is stuck up there running low on peanut butter!!