30 Quotes by Robert Lynn Asprin

There's gotta be a way out of this dungeon."- G. Gygax

From the next hour he will be reading from ancient text.""How ancient, I asked, a thousend years or last weeks?""Very ancient, the girl said solemmly, but it is a forgivable interuption under those cicumstances, and the texts will just become more ancient in waiting.

Aahz hesitedted, then shugger. "A quater of a milion eatch"."A QUATER OF A MILION???" My voice had not hit that note since my voice changed."We had not told him", my partner sighed. "I was afraid that if he knew what the stakes are he would clutch.""A quater of a milion" I repeated, a bit hoaser this time."See?" Ahzz Grinned. "You are cluching.

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, ‘Cheer up, things could be worse.’ And sure enough, they get worse.

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.“- Hun, A. T.

In times of crisis, it is of the utmost importance that one does not lose her head. Marie Antoinette.

Don’t pick up hitchhikers!“- D. Adams.

Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall take flack from both sides.“- Unofficial UN Motto.

Terrific!” I said, and meant it for a change.