7 Quotes by S.A. Bodeen

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first

Most dads had hobbies that they passed down to their sons; hunting, fishing, auto repair. Dad’s hobby was nuclear war, which meant his sons knew everything about it.

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first.

It’s easier to revise lousy writing than to revise a blank sheet of paper.

My dad was never one of those dads you could ask for a quarter if you saw a gumball machine. Instead he had one of those black American Express cards not available to general public. Gumball machines didn’t have slots for those.

To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself. – George Orwell.

That night I dreamed of turduckens.