24 Quotes by Sheeja Jose

A single lie is the father of all lies

Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger.

Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants fuck a stranger

My cousins had told me dead people came back as Dracula.Draculas got thirsty at night and drank only blood, leaving themilk and juices in the refrigerator for the house owners. I thoughtDraculas were cool, they had some manners. Still I didn’t like theidea of anyone drinking blood.

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.

Being a spokesperson for non-violence on the war-front will take you to the grave, that too headless.

On deathbed every single good, bad, ugly moment becomes special.

A game is a game as long as it remains a game.

Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger