72 Quotes by Sol Luckman

waffle: (n.) breakfast of politicians.

census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.

fanny-pack: (v.) to put on a few extra pounds during the holiday season.

entanglement: (n.) quantum physics term for when the sheets wrap around two bodies in space.

genetically modified organism (GMO): (n.) member of the public who has regularly consumed the biotech industry’s food products.

When it rains it pours and when it shines you get melanoma.

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?

I wouldn’t be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.