20 Quotes by Victoria Laurie

And I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-woman deodorant had utterly failed. --Doom with a View

You’ve missed a lot of things. But mostly I think you’ve missed several opportunities to leave. Let me assist you to the door so that you won’t miss this next one.

Gilly Gilleshpee

I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-weeny little letters underneath in parentheses spelling out PSYCHIC INTUITIVE. Most people think I’m trying to be clever. The truth is, I’m a chickenshit.

My sister the booty police.

Liar, liar, pants on fire…

Wow!” Dutch exclaimed as he took a gander at me. “You are a beautiful woman, Abby.”“And you have excellent taste!” I deadpanned. I’d waited for years to say that line.

I'm not quite sure which scout troop Heath belonged to, but it certainly wasn't the "I will totally honor my previous promise of no hanky-panky in the shower" troop.

When I walk the halls of my high school those smudges are a constant reminder that death is a mere squint away.