107 Quotes by Will Advise

Being imaginary makes one unreal.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.

Nothing iseternal.Everything elseis not.

A kid is what you feed it,plus from that what can be gathered.

I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile.

Life is always just to learn.

The sea, to be happy, like hearts, must be stirred.