133 Quotes by andy weir

Very few people get a chance to quantify how much their father loves them. But I did. The job should have taken forty-five minutes, but Dad spent three and a half hours on it. My father loves me 366 percent more than he loves anything else. Good to know.

Mark, some answers to your earlier questions: No, we will not tell our Botany Team to "Go fuck themselves." [...]The data transfer rate just isn't enough for the size of music files, even in compressed formats. So your request for "Anything, oh god, ANYTHING but Disco" is denied. Enjoy your boogie fever.

Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb.

I didn't want to spend any more time inside the mind of an economist. It was dark and disturbing.

How did I end up in this situation? I'm the district sales manager of a napkin factor. Why is my daughter in space?

- “Are all Russians crazy?”- “Yes,” he said with a smile “It is the only way to be Russian and happy at the same time.

I should be more focused on the "first contact with intelligent aliens" thing or the "save all of humanity" thing, but gosh darn it, I can spend a moment to be happy about being right when everyone said I was wrong.

There's no more powerful too for safety than communication.

Several families had obnoxious kids bouncing off the walls. In this case, "bouncing off the walls" is not just a figure of speech. The overstimulated kids were literally bouncing off the walls. Lunar gravity is the worst thing to ever happen to parents.