I enjoyed myself as much as I could, trying consciously or unconsciously to fill the void with jokes.

I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!

We, who fill our stomachs with nothing but boiled lettuce, raw lettuce, spinach, spinach and more spinach. Maybe we'll end up being as strong as Popeye, though so far I've seen no sign of it!

What is done cannot be undone, but one can prevent it happening again