My brain fizzles. The 'this is your brain on drugs' warning, should also issue a 'this is your brain when Jackson Reid looks at you like that,' warning.

I briefly consider keying her precious BMW, but quite frankly, I don't have the energy to go all Carrie Underwood on her ass. I still have over an hour drive ahead of me. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain

Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain

She's also wearing pants now. Because I'm a dick.

I don't know how much more of this 'sugarplum' shit I can take. I'm about ready to hand over my balls just so he can feel what it's like to have a pair again. -Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain