An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

Swallowed my pride and shit lions.

The first casualty of war is casual wear.

Honest, I'm a liar. Believe me?

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.

Absence makes the mind go yonder.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.

The shot glass is half drunk.