Drinking is such a necessity to human life that people cannot fathom an individual who, like a child confined to a church pew, gets little enjoyment out of it and would rather do other things.

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

People don't care about being duped as long as they're happy, which is the shortest form of happiness; hence 'self-duprication' becomes a habit.

In an excuse to drink lies reason not to drink.