One of the Christian's biggest fears is appearing 'too Christian'. God forbid, because that's often characterized as god-awful! We want to be one, but without being 'one of them'.

A thief is one who insists on sharing his victimhood.

Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

I believe God himself will someday debate with and answer every objection arrogant men can come up with against him; I believe he will humble us and humor himself. Know-it-alls, pseudo-intellectuals, militant anti-theists, for Christ's sake, or rather their own sake, best beware of getting roasted by their own medicine. Ah! Our delusions of trying to argue against an omniscient Creator.

No matter how kind you are, always expect a few imbeciles.

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them.

Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning.