Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly.

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - "Man, she liked that Bible. I'd read it and could definitely understand it's appeal, but I didn't have time for this.

I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man.

When life hands you lemons say,"Lemons? What else have you got?"- bumper sticker

Bacon: Duct tape for food.

Life isn't a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk.