10 Quotes by Dashiell Hammett about humor
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My side felt a lot better when Nora called me at noon the next day. "My nice policeman wants to see you," she said. "How do you feel?""Terrible. I must've gone to bed sober." I pushed Asta out of the way and got up.
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You know Quinn?" Macaulay asked me."Ten minutes ago I was putting him to bed."Macaulay grinned. "I hope you keep his acquaintance like that - social""Meaning what?"Macaulay's grin became rueful. "He used to be my broker, and his advice led me right up to the poorhouse steps.""That's sweet," I said. "he's my broker now and I'm following his advice." Macaulay and the girl laughed. I pretended I was laughing and returned to my table.
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Nora was eating a piece of cold duck with one hand and working on a jig-saw puzzle with the other when I got home."I thought you'd gone to live with her," she said. "You used to be a detective: find me a brownish piece shaped something like a snail with a long neck.""Piece of duck or puzzle?...
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Alice opened the door when I rang. She had on green pyjamas and held a hairbrush in one hand. She looked wearily at Quinn and spoke wearily: "Bring it in."I took it in and spread it on a bed. It mumbled something I could not make out and moved one hand feebly back and forth, but its eyes stayed shut.
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...What do you do with all your money?""Me and the French hoard gold.
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...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...
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...What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow?
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Dorothy asked timidly: "Did his wife say anything?"She sent her love to you."Nora said: "Stop being nasty.
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...It's probably polite to pretend you don't see people coming out of pawnshops, anyhow.
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