who wants to go drinking and fall in love?

while you can't really 'choose' who the heart falls for next, you can certainly understand the dysfunctional forces and life patterns that keep towing your life around from one 'special' person to another... and that realization is always something to appreciate.

I met a girl named Shelby once or twice. For some reason, the image of a car sprung to mind. After some liquid courage, I asked her. How she would like to make my babies. She blocked me on that one social media network. I was expecting a business plan. See, her father tricked me. He made me believe I was dealing with a rational human being. But, hey, maybe we all learned something... didn't we?

Sponsor said relationships are fertilizer for character defects. I thought about it, prayed about it, and agreed. I guess it's better to minimize damage, adopt a sane and sound ideal, and buy pussy from now on.