You aren’t married married until three days into a discussion about if getting a toaster oven would be worth sacrificing the counter space.

- Mr. Alakbarov, how much is the rent for this fantastic apartment?- Madam, this is the red wine aisle of the grocery store.

Chicken salad with egg in it is very interesting way to eat two generations.

I once went to a restaurant and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.