had his fingerprints taken and coffeemug shot taken from all four angles of him sipping a cup of coffee

That and the music was blaring. So loud that the radio station asked if they could keep it down as they cared about the safety of their listeners.

much like a when a bullfighter comes home he struts through the matadoor

a time ago when Timbuktu was only Timbuk 1

There was, as the building was not ship-shape much like a boat that didn’t prepare for bikini season.

He swam past the prawn broker shop which sold used fish

The groomer wasn’t provided any dental care or skin care and that’s the truth. Just ask his dentdermatautologist, he’ll tell you.

The following morning, Wilhelmina awoke to a lone lily pad moaning after escaping from an exquisite Monet painting piece that was hosting some shades of watercolor chips that were a century and half-oldish that subbed as a dish for artsy gourmet-eating tadpoles that had both a yearning for the foggy past and longing for their froggy future.

The mummy felt betrayed, like when a spouse agrees on a movie you decided to watch only to put on a different movie as you go to the bathroom, having to sit through the whole movie and not argue about it because it’s not worth fighting over, just boiling up inside and remembering it for later when they want their coffee with half-and-half, knowing that you put 2-percent milk in there and they won’t know, but you will.