44 Quotes by J.S. Mason about Humorous
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Even the perfume-free fragrance in your delightful bubble bath you were taking was from one of my first collections, Eau de Water
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as her marriage was on the rocks and thin ice simultaneously, which surprisingly the latter is not verbiage for alcohol lingo, unlike the former, which is.
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The groomer wasn’t provided any dental care or skin care and that’s the truth. Just ask his dentdermatautologist, he’ll tell you.
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as they marched out on their way to band practice to get fitted for new hats to hide foam rollers in, as the athletic director was very against the band members having smooth fascia and demanded they have sore muscles while the football team played.
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Sifting with a sifter, artifacts after artifacts after artifiction that was ruled out as planted by some teenagers that were trying to pepper the site with pepper shakers that were from millennia ago, failing to take into account that those items were created less than 200 years ago.
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But then the room became sullen, like a community member meeting for sheep that are hearing a ruling about to be declared and are asked to speak now or forever hold their fleece.
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the designer music shop that sold status cymbals.
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like a blustered Bostonian sheep blubbering about being sheared at the ba ba
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Breathe in and breathe out for me in even 1-2 counts,' the doctor instructed Herman.Herman did as he was told even though one is an odd number.
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