Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable

In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it