If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried