17 Quotes by Josh Stern about Love
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When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow
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If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months
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Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
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Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco
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If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane
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If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody
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Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts in your mouth
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Falling in love means your reserve chute didn't work as you hurtled back to earth
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