You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

Women there is no perfect man! Don't waste your money on make-up!

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.

The wind is blowing. Don’t bend if you want to please him.

No book can sell as the author.

Ancient aphorisms outlived centuries. Modern aphorisms can barеly survive from book to book.

Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.

We buried the hatchet! We turned to more deadly weapons.