Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.

If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth.

Some people are sexier and some are sexy only when they are dressed.

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.

I’m turned on by women who are comfortable in their own skin; and I’m turned off by those who are uncomfortable in their own shoes.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.