Praying makes you feel like you are talking to God. Meditating makes you feel like you are God.

Life is not only the dance and the dancer but also the song.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.

If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.