Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.

For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

Babies have the tendency to make adults talk like babies.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

Some people have made some mistakes … and some mistakes have made some people.

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

Life keeps on making the terrible mistake of making impatient people capable of making children.