To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.