Getting something or someone we want is often a guaranteed way to eventually stop us from wanting it, him, or her.

The pleasure we get from having some things or some people is way less than that we got from chasing them.

The very same woman to whom some men would kill to make love, some man is—or some men are—bored to death of fucking.

To most women, size does count, but—if the man is rich, powerful, or famous—it does not matter.

It is impossible to count your blessings while you are counting the things with which you need or want to be blessed.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Some of the things we are trying to pray away were caused by some of our answered prayers.