There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

A man reaches the peak of irrationality just before, and that of rationality just after, an ejaculation.

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.