One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.

If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

The fear of God is one of the most extreme expressions of cowardice.

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.

Some people have exercised their right to create their own God.

The dead are omniabsent.