Size definitely counts: some things are too small … and some are too big.

A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.

One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.

It’s the invention of clothes, not nature, that made “private parts” private.