Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

Our seriousness prevents us from enjoying the circus of life.

Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.

In some rare cases, a friendship between two people benefits both of them, and what’s more, in some rarer cases, it benefits both of them equally.

We are almost always way more grateful to be alive, when we are laughing, than we occasionally are, when we are praying.

To comedians and humorists, God is laugh.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.