I’m turned on by women who are comfortable in their own skin; and I’m turned off by those who are uncomfortable in their own shoes.

Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.

Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation; some use it merely to conceal their nipples.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits.

Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.