22 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana about Starvation
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Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.
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Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.
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Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.
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Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.
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Every tongue has low standards during starvation.
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Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.
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When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.
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Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor.
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Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.
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