Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.

Overeating regularly eventually leads to underliving.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.

Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.

Our eyes are meant to show us food when we are hungry, not to make us hungry when we see food.

We sometimes show lack of compassion by not giving a fat person a lift. Or by giving them one.

Watching what you eat ought to include knowing what what you eat ate.