Exercise can so easily, so quickly, and so greatly change our mood that some people would not have killed themselves, if they had run to the place to which they went to kill themselves.

Some women look like their mothers’ mothers. Some look like they’re their mothers’ mothers.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

Our eyes are meant to show us food when we are hungry, not to make us hungry when we see food.

We sometimes show lack of compassion by not giving a fat person a lift. Or by giving them one.

Watching what you eat ought to include knowing what what you eat ate.

We pay our gym membership for the permission to exercise in the gym, not for the owner(s) of the gym to exercise for us.