Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today.

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.

You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe; you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do.

When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.

The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money.

People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.