299 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana about humor
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98% of politicians are either corrupt or corruptible.
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The height of a man’s wall or fence is usually a reflection of the depth or shallowness of his neighbours’ pockets.
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One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.
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People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
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Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.
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A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.
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We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.
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A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.
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Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.
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