Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.

Our seriousness prevents us from enjoying the circus of life.

Some so-called comedians are, not funny, but a joke.

We are almost always way more grateful to be alive, when we are laughing, than we occasionally are, when we are praying.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.