Don’t know if it’s good or bad that a Google search on “Big Bang Theory” lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe

Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day.

On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.)

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