Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.

World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!

Innocence is the most intelligent admission of stupidity.

The problem with the world is that everyone does not have a brain, but everyone does have a tongue.