Professor Milligan will now play his tree! The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.

Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,I'll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?

A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush

My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.

After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it

On the Ning Nang NongWhere the Cows go Bong!And the Monkeys all say Boo!Theres a Nang Nong NingWhere the trees go Ping!And the tea pots Jibber Jabber JooOn the Nong Ning NangAll the Mice go Clang!And you just cant catch em when they do!So its Ning Nang Nong!Cows go Bong!Nong Nang Ning!Trees go Ping!Nong Ning Nang!The mice go Clang!What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!

The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.

R.I.P.Tom Conlon O'Rourke.Not Dead, just Sleeping.