People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly her face would probably end up on the back of her head.

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

I never said nothing...""I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!

(About sweeping)....What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.