-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

(About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

We haven’t heard any stories like these, Beti!’ Bana gasped.‘Really? Oh, I’ve got a thousand and one of ’em.