Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.

Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

Listen, Peaches, trickery is what humans are all about," said the voice of Maurice. "They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

What's a philosopher?' said Brutha.Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,' said a voice in his head.

People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.