32 Quotes by andy weir about humor
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I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.""You poked it with a stick?""No!" I said. "Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.
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Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.
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Knock-knock-knockNo, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone knock on the door is totally normal.
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Or maybe they'll board my ship and lay eggs in my brain. You can never be sure.
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On Earth, we have a scary, deadly creature called a spider. You look like one of those. Just so you know.” “Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.” He points to the breeder tanks. “Check tanks!
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Hartnell's was for drinking. And you could get any drink you wanted, as long as it was beer.
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This is happy! Your face opening is in sad mode. Why, question?
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Time to get to know my fellow patients. I don't know who I am or why I'm here, but at least I'm not alone--aaaand they're dead.
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Does that mean it's not no? Is that another yes? Now I'm confused. "No?" I ask"No" he says in Eridian."So, 'yes'?""No, yes.""Yes?""No. No.""Yes, yes?""No!" he balls a fist at me, clearly frustrated.Enough of this interspecies Abbott and Costello routine.
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