32 Quotes by andy weir about humor

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    I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe.""You poked it with a stick?""No!" I said. "Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.

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    On Earth, we have a scary, deadly creature called a spider. You look like one of those. Just so you know.” “Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.” He points to the breeder tanks. “Check tanks!

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    Does that mean it's not no? Is that another yes? Now I'm confused. "No?" I ask"No" he says in Eridian."So, 'yes'?""No, yes.""Yes?""No. No.""Yes, yes?""No!" he balls a fist at me, clearly frustrated.Enough of this interspecies Abbott and Costello routine.

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