462 Quotes About Absurd

She said yes! She could have bargained for more.

At age 6 I was born without a face.

My bones always crack. Sometimes, I like to imagine that one day, my back will split open, and beautiful wings will emerge.

Men protect women from those like them.

Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable

In order to butterfly kiss, does it require caterpillar lips?

If you take things the wrong way, be aware of which end is up

Everyone who is at all successful in comedy has had a secret comedy dork life in their adolescence. Whether it's sitcoms or stand-ups, wallowing in the muck of comedy and repeating classic routines and jokes through your teenage years is what gives every aspiring comic or comedic actor the seed of their absurdist imagination that later takes flower.

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard