462 Quotes About Absurd

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works, or of the kinds of writing that they evidently prefer.

I like gross generalizations...I also like disgusting specifics!

There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident

The doctrine that future happiness depends upon belief is monstrous. It is the infamy of infamies. The notion that faith in Christ is to be rewarded by an eternity of bliss, while a dependence upon reason, observation and experience merits everlasting pain, is too absurd for refutation, and can be relieved only by that unhappy mixture of insanity and ignorance, called 'faith.

Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen..........Treat me like a queen and off with your head

Terror washed through him, and then was replaced by a sense of cosmic absurdity.